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"There's A Snake In My Garage" Screwdriver Recipe

This recipe is in honor of my friend, Kim, who recently discovered a 2' long snake in her garage. She wasn't clear on the vodka to OJ ratio for such a situation. So, I intervened.

Ingredients:
1 Bottle SKYY Vodka
1 Orange (preferably organic)
1 7-Eleven Big-Ass Gulp Straw

Slice orange into wedges of equal size. Open bottle of vodka. Insert one orange wedge into bottle. Insert straw. Drink. Re-enter the garage at your discretion. Keep bottle with you at all times. It doubles as a Throwable Object* should the snake reappear.

*Bottle should only be thrown after emptying of contents via straw. And, remember, drink responsibly.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Thanks for the clarification. I will keep all ingredients on hand, since I'm sure recipe would be useful for other catastrophies as well, such as "There's A Load In The Dryer", or, my personal favorite, "There's A MIL In My House".
8:42 AM
Gudmans Dautter said…
must remember the recipe for my most recent situation..."the kids are home again!"
10:16 AM
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